The Goddam Best

by Ricky Butcher

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This song was written for a longtime fan and friend as a surprise gift on her birthday


This songs about you, green eyes pink hair & spiked boots
You rock my bands tattoo, making you the goddam fuckin' best
this is that day when you were birthed
from a Va J J you emerged
I wrote you this song to celebrate
Its better than a kick in the twat
23 with six cats, thats more puss than I can shake a stick at
You can all meow along, to this part of the song, with my honey suckle voice
meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow
In China that is the dinner bell, speaking of food I made you a cake
Its really just my huge wang on a plate (with a candle in the peehole)
I wish could take you to Niagara Falls
Tea Bag you with my balls, give you my finest grilled cheese
I wish could sign both of your boobies
Roll lots of giant doobies, Drink shots til you're on your knees
But all you get is this song, sang by a real rock god, tequila will rain down, making your white shirt see through (that didn't rhyme)
This is the day you came alive
Ripping right out between your mothers thighs
I know this song comes as a big surprise
Crank it so loud that your hearing dies
Time for a 23 year old solo!


released February 9, 2013
Produced & Engineered by Bingo at the Bingo Hall
Mastered by Bill Henderson at Azimuth



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Ricky Butcher Hamilton, Ontario

Ricky Butcher Of Sons Of Butcher Fame! As the story goes, music was starting to suck and the chicks were drying up, then a thunderous clap of lightning fire struck the earth and Ricky Butcher appeared, naked and cold, with a guitar in one hand and a boob in the other, 'Cum for the music, stay for the ear bang' is how Ricky describes his sound. Ricky wrote the viral sensation 'Fuck the Shit' by SOB ... more

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